I watched as my toothpaste fell to the floor. I was crestfallen.

[Bever Hopox 371]

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[CaseyStimpson 7]

I watched as my toothpaste was torn open and penetrated by the time traveling bandits as they forced the steam-powered locomotive faster than it was ever meant to go. In the retelling of the tale, as these things go, my Colgate became a "coal gate", but I know the truth.

[AprilFoolsRebel 457]

That catchphrase isn't just fresh - it's Aquafresh, yo!