I know the secret to life. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

[HipsterNonsense 402]

*cough*

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

Will you people quit stealing catchphrases from others! This one has been used.

http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/18013-i-know-the-secret-to-life-id-tell-you-but-then-id-have-to-kill-you/