"I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."

[KrangkaDelic 458]

"I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."

[alargebucket 1589]

"I got two dads, so call me Jesus. I like dying for sins. And Reese's Pieces."

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

"I got six lawyers, so call me Shady. I like lengthy trials. And a big chested lady."

[Bever Hopox 371]

"I got ate kids, so call me ol' Kronos. I like Remember the Titans. And clothes from Bonobos."

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

"I got 12 sons, so call me Jacob. I like wrestling angels. And Mary Lynn Rajskub."

[greazey_bob 166]

"I got unlimited breadsticks, so call me the Gardens. I like things medieval. And Trojans. And Spartans."

[KrangkaDelic 458]

I got to somehow monetise this catchphrase structure, so then you could call me "wealthy"/ I could then interact with Tom Cruise socially, and fuck Eudora Welty

[alargebucket 1589]

"I got nine lives, so call me pussy. I like balls of yarn. And Gary Busey."

[BrendanPeters 12]

I got two low-hanging testicles, so call me old. I like to complain about stuff. And sitting down carefully.