When God closes a door, He opens a window, because...

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

When God closes a door, He opens a window, because the batteries in the carbon monoxide detector are dead, and his space heater be crankin' out some fumes.

[AprilFoolsRebel 457]

I admit it; I thought it was going to be a fart joke. Kudos for taking the high road, sir!

[denimgremlin 1179]

I admit it; I thought it was going to be a fart joke. Kudos for taking the high road, sir!

 

I was totally expecting a fart joke too haha

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

Id be lying if i said it didnt cross my mind.