If wishes were kisses, I'd fuck all the fishes, because me and the misses just smooched in the kitchen.

[AstronomicalCat 241]

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Great catchphrase Astronomical Cat. Kind of a cocky move writing the rest of the intro, but here we are. Just you, me and America. And our guest... Jon Hamm's sister, Honey Hamm. Let's all give her a round of applause and another hour in the oven.