Invasion U.S.A. (1985)

[JoeRelihanGalactusMusic 1]

This movie is completely insane and it definitely needs to be discussed in great depth.

 

Why?

 

2 reasons;

 

1 - Double Uzis & double denimed Chuck Norris

 

2 - Richard Lynch shoots people in the dick

[BradleyGeiser 3]

This must happen.

 

1. Multiple people get shot in the dick.

 

2. In one 20 second time frame a lady gets her coke straw jammed up her nose Joker pencil trick style then thrown out a window. (A guy gets shot in the dick too)

 

3. There is a solid 5 minute buildup of a family putting a star on a Christmas tree that ends with their house blowing up.

 

4. The same scene has a terrorist shoot 8 rockets I it of a launcher without reloading.

 

5. It's basically a Trump campaign commercial.

 

6. Cannon Films.

 

7. The last scene is too amazing to spoil.

[AbeFroman 70]

Bumping this Fox News fever dream of a Chuck Norris film.

 

It is hands down one of the most mean spirited action films ever. Not just for the disturbing coke scene but for the mass slaughter cold open.

 

Please make it a double feature with another coked out Cannon Films shitshow, the majestic Death Wish 3.

[RyanSz 3140]

This movie is amazing as it's basically saying that the Russians in Red Dawn were pussies and these villains were the real deal.

[Bingo Boy 27]

This movie is bonkers even by 80s action movie standards. Please do this one in honor of America’s upcoming birthday.