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[thejjar 5031]

Jesus Christ Muffins, that's super uncool

[Blink 1844]

Honestly think Sanchez should be starting over Bradford

[elizamuffins 4228]

Jesus Christ Muffins, that's super uncool

I am not here to make friends. I am here to win!

[Blink 1844]

Did I do well this week? I can't tell.

[JaclynnAlexander 258]

Injuries are continuing to be suuuper uncool.... RIP Dion Lewis for the season :'(

Hey, I did second best aka first worst... but I beat Steve H! inyoface like I said I would! (I just need something to cheer me up after Aaron Rodgers "played the worst game of his career" last week... other than throwing a tablet he's all better now.. aw.)

[elizamuffins 4228]

I just looked at the standings....

[SteveH 11126]

I adjusted the playoffs so now the top 6 teams are in. I didn't realize the default setting was to be dumb. Here's what it would look like if playoffs started today. So, even if I win in the first round, I just go on to get crushed by the mighty Muffins

 

[seeley 836]

Goddammit Steve, you just fucked me out of a potential playoff berth! You are corrupt! A guy fights tooth and nail to a near-.500 record, he should get a taste of some of that postseason pie!

[SteveH 11126]

It's a pretty tight race to the bottom in this league so I'm sure that playoff picture will change. Other than Elizamuffin's dominance, and nerd about sports awfulness, it's pretty even. Even "Mr. New York" Hayes Davenport has a shot I think (if he sets his lineup)

[elizamuffins 4228]

Doesn't change much for me so I don't care!! Do whatever you want!\

 

I am sorry to be gloating AT ALL but I do want you to understand this is my 3rd year doing fantasy and my 1st year where I am not finishing in LAST PLACE.

[elizamuffins 4228]

and Tom Brady has been my QB all 3 times lol!

[Blink 1844]

I like the playoffs change.

 

About to go Holly Holm on y'all Ronda Rouseys.

[Game of Scones 5812]

I started off 5-1.....

[JaclynnAlexander 258]

Yeah, I like the change to the playoffs, it makes more sense.

This season has gone by so fast.

[Blink 1844]

I've now regained 3rd place. Liz and Jaclynn: you're probably not going down.

[SteveH 11126]

My team is awful, and now stupid Julian Edelman is injured. First Bell, now Edelman. Eli Manning has a bye this week (you were wrong Hayes) and I play freakin elizamuffins. My season is done.

[JaclynnAlexander 258]

Don't be so hard on yourself, there's still time for some of her players to get injured!! Ooh, not true, Peyton has a "bye bye" since he's ruled out this week.

[elizamuffins 4228]

wow gonna have a lot on the line tomorrow's game!!!!

[Blink 1844]

I can't believe I'm going to lose to an unmanned bot

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

HayesBot is pretty good

[JaclynnAlexander 258]

Yeah, RoboHayes does fine when his players are all active... He had 3 players incl. his quarterback on a Bye week, so I almost felt like I didn't earn my win.

This evening likely ends my tiny streak. Ooh And the Ravens finally won again, but lost Flacco and Forsett, so...... RIP Ravens officially.

[SteveH 11126]

I can't believe I'm going to lose to an unmanned bot

 

I might need to create a trophy for this loss. Losing to a team with 3 empty spots?

 

Also, when we don't do this again next year, Hayes will not be invited. Maybe we'll have better luck with Sean, or engineer Cody Boy.

[JaclynnAlexander 258]

Sean does play! And I would love to see CodyBoy try to shit-talk each week, it would be so adorable.

 

I think there should be an award for losing to HayesBot. He (it?) picked a good lineup, so it's kind of like a frustrating loss against Chess AI or Samus, where you can't actually be upset but it still hurts.

[elizamuffins 4228]

So freaking pumped for tonight's game! Making a pot of coffee so I don't fall asleep! Spoiler alert-I am going to fall asleep. How does Tom Brady stay up so late for these games??????

[SteveH 11126]

You already won. Why even bother