Stage directions apply

[ProfessorCockington 1]

**said in a slow threatening manner, as if off mic**

 

"You know what you sound like? You sound like someone who swallowed just that little bit too far when giving head to a keyboard. Now just park your chair in the corner and get on with wetting yourself you four eyed sack of meat on wheels "

 

**upbeat and on mic**

 

"Hello and welcome to today's episode of Comedy Bang Bang, with us today we have renowned physicist and all round good guy Stephen Hawking in the studio..."