When a dog does it it's cute, but when I eat grass and then puke and then eat my puke, my girlfriend's all like: "Who are you?! Get off of my lawn!"

[Darbler Cheesegarbler 1110]

When a dog does it it's cute, but when I eat grass and then puke and then eat my puke, my girlfriend's all like: "Who are you?! Get off of my lawn!"