I am Colfax McLiverneck, Transgender Corn Lord of the 93 Counties of Nebraska, Master of the 12th Annual Shucking Games, Regurgitator of Non-Corn-Flav

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

I am Colfax McLiverneck, Transgender Corn Lord of the 93 Counties of Nebraska, Master of the 12th Annual Shucking Games, Regurgitator of Non-Corn-Flavored Foods, Devourer of Kernels, Champion of He Who Walks Between the Rows. The Iowans know me as Bob. The Missourians know me as Barb. I am known in the Soybean Industry as Cornpone the Avenger. And there may be other secret corn-themed names that even I myself do not know.