Episode 3 — Guided Meditation

[engineerdoug 6]

Bob has recently discovered the relaxation and self-realization possible through guided meditations. Join Bob on this, his first of many attempts at nirvana.

[Julia 477]

My bear was a Berenstain Bear.

[Vasectomist 3]

I imagined a 'mama bear' with glasses an a pony tail.

PS - Isn't it poignant that the first transcendental episode lasts 3,14 seconds. Bob is in touch with the hidden world!

[DubipR 485]

Another life changing episode from Bob!
Was I the only one that imagined that the bear was a polar bear from the Coke ads? Guzzling a nice cool cola from a glass bottle and then tearing into my belly to sustain life.... ah, zen.

[mwg402 0]

I've listened to this 3 times already this morning. Absolutely hilarious. I imagined Bear Grylls.

[monkeyhaiku 0]

I imagined Justin Timberlake creepily voicing a creepily animated Boo-Boo Bear.

[monkeyhaiku 0]

 

 

[Dan 5]

My bear escaped from a Russian circus. He had roller-skates on.

[fofe84 1]

I imagined a large, hairy gay man.

[Johnny Unusual 525]

This one is still fuckin' amazing. Please come back soon, Bob.