'Almost' doesn't count except in horseshoes and hand grenades, and for handshoes and horse grenades, we only count the 'almosts'. Now...

[CaptPukeFish 284]

'Almost' doesn't count except in horseshoes and hand grenades, and for handshoes and horse grenades, where we only count the 'almosts'. Now saddle up your grenade covered horse, put these shoes on your hands, and go score us some "almosts" babay!!!

[CaptPukeFish 284]

I don't care if Its too long for the Choctaw to read it, theres nowhere else on the internet worth writing this shit.