If I had a nickel for every time I've asked myself if I had a nickel during this catchphrase, I'd have one more goddamn nickel in addition to all the

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

If I had a nickel for every time I've asked myself if I had a nickel during this catchphrase, I'd have one more goddamn nickel in addition to all the other useless nickels in my pocket.