Dear Santa, My name's Timmy and I am 4 years old. I've been really good this year, and all I want for Christmas is....

[nubguy 2]

Dear Santa, My name's Timmy and I am 4 years old. I've been really good this year, and all I want for Christmas is the downfall of society, the extinction of humanity, the decay of the planet, and the inevitable heat-death of the universe. Or a hot wheels.