When in Vegas, do as the Vegans do: Drink, gamble, party, throw red paint on fur coats

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When in Phoenix, do as the Phoenicians do: develop the first extensively-circulated alphabet, rise to a global seafaring and trade power, but ultimately succumb to a succession of foreign rulers and fade to relative obscurity by 2 a.m.