Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, please dismember me and inter the parts throughout several prairies in order to deter the mad prairie scienti

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, please dismember me and inter the parts throughout several prairies in order to deter the mad prairie scientist Dr. Vaquerostein from constructing an abominable undead cowboy from my remains.