Episode 34 - Velveteen Carter was in the Horse Pillow (w/ Carl Tart)

[DaltonMaltz 1119]

Mark and Pete welcome one of the few black female Trump supporters, Velveteen Carter (Carl Tart), to Hard Nation. Velveteen defends her “No Lunks” policy and explains how she knows Hillary Clinton killed Michael Jackson, before the whole gang gets drunk on Svedka Mango Pineapple Jalapeño vodka. Ka-chunk!

[Royboy 430]

"A clown car of soyces" might be the greatest line of the series. It needs a T-shirt.

[DavinaReneeDavis 16]

"It's not a latte, it's A LATE. Liberals always trying to make things French". Snort laugh.

[mattman92ish 823]

I'm officially a dead person they did the turtle thing from master of disguise hahaha jesus fucking christ A+

 

"they ate the man who was inside" perfect