It was a dark and smarmy night. The dreaded earwolf loosed its mournful howl in the distance, and we served guacamole to the cat with a spoon even tho

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

It was a dark and smarmy night. The dreaded earwolf loosed its mournful howl in the distance, and we served guacamole to the cat with a spoon even though cats don’t know how to use spoons.