God grant me the serenity to change my underoos daily, the courage to try new hot sauce even if it’s called Facemelter Bigelow’s Five-Alarm Pain Dip,

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

God grant me the serenity to change my underoos daily, the courage to try new hot sauce even if it’s called Facemelter Bigelow’s Five-Alarm Pain Dip, and the wisdom to change my underoos again after the hot sauce thing.