Verily I say unto you, he that readeth this catchphrase shall be exalted among his peers, and shall be given everlasting guacamole and corn chips—and

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Verily I say unto you, he that readeth this catchphrase shall be exalted among his peers, and shall be given everlasting guacamole and corn chips—and I’m talking the big, scoopy kind, not those little yellow toenail-looking bastards that break every time you hit a big un-mushed chunk of avocado.