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Episode 273 - Bo Bice Lives Matter (feat. the Angry Elmo)

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MVP All-Stars Mary Holland, Jon Gabrus, and Jessica McKenna join Matt Besser this week for scenes about time-telling menstrual cycles, Hans Zimmer’s worst movie score, and an airline taking extreme measures to make air travel fun. Later, Bo Bice has a tough time getting a soda, a young Apple genius goes way above and beyond, and a new boyfriend operates a finger-in-the-pie site.

 

 

 

 

273 - Jon Gabrus, Mary Holland, Jessica McKenna

 

 

(0:27 - 7:33) Intro Story - Mugwort helps regulate menstruation - Menstrual cycle replaces your time-telling devices

 

(8:04 - 13:58) Intro Story - Coachella lineup - Hans Zimmer composes with recordings of children

 

(13:59 - 21:37) Twitter Suggestion - “Seatbelt” - Delta goes the extra mile to be the “fun” airline

 

(21:44 - 26:04) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Airlines going to shit these days - Airplane passengers get real un-pc about body space

 

( 27:52 - 38:44) Crap on Youtube - “Bo Bice Take an Issue with Racists at Popeyes”- Servers try not to mock Bo Bice

 

(39:29 - 43:12) Listener Question - "Have you ever dropped your cell phone in the toilet?" - A new apple genius helps with toilet phones

 

(44:22 - 49:21) What the Fuck Is Going On? - The “Hatchimal” - Hatchimals have Gremlin-like rules

 

(49:24 - 55:30) What the Fuck Is Going On? - No more bibles in hotel rooms - Checking in to kill yourself

 

(55:37 - 1:03:49 ) Question from Listener - “Have you ever been suspended from school?” - A+ student is determined to whistle with crackers in her teeth

 

(1:04:04 - 1:10:20) What the Fuck Is Going On? - Angry Elmo harassing people - Escaped gorilla starts taking pictures with people at the Zoo

 

(1:10:30 - 1:15:10) Let’s Talk Some More About That - Angry Elmo ran a Cambodian porn site - new boyfriend runs a finger-in-the-pie site

 

(1:15:26 - 1:22:56) Crap on Youtube - “Caught in Providence: Made Lights” - twins pull a switch em up in court

 

(1:23:04 - 1:29:15) What the Fuck Is Going On? - Girl with cancer wants to be frozen - Dad refuses to freeze his daughter because he was frozen

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Damn, this was so good. Did anyone else notice how similar the collective answers were for "Have you ever dropped your phone in the toilet?" and "Were you ever suspended from school?" I don't know if they intentionally did it to be funny, but either way, it was amazing.

 

My only complaint is that the episode should have been titled "A Bo Bice-Shaped Hole".

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Exactly how soon can I nominate the airplane game sketch for the next best of? Good lord, "My name is Rhonda. It's easy to remember because I have no hands" made me bust out laughing SO HARD.

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that "white boy" youtube clip was fucking hilarious

 

jesus I need an entire podcast just analzying that 1 video

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