Mayor McCheese used an unsecured drive-thru speaker to communicate with that traitorous slut Wendy, yet our Burger King won't investigate?

[Shampoodler 1489]

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[CaptPukeFish 284]

The real scandal here is low-life catchphrase submitters leaking shit all over town, like a pants-less townie with diarrhea.

[Dale Cooper Black 340]

More like Mayor McJizz, amirite