And the lamentations of the Auckerites were heard throughout the land, and there was a gnashing of teeth and a rending of sweater vests, and though Sc

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

And the lamentations of the Auckerites were heard throughout the land, and there was a gnashing of teeth and a rending of sweater vests, and though Scottrick the Hated had previously been smitten dead by the Lord, the Lord did smite him again for good measure, and there was much rejoicing among the Mantzoukans, and King Jason did host the show even until the end of time, amen.