And on the fourth day, The Lord raised Scottrick from the grave and said unto him, “Pluckest thou from that tree over there a stick and poke thyself i

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

And on the fourth day, The Lord raised Scottrick from the grave and said unto him, “Pluckest thou from that tree over there a stick and poke thyself in the eye with it while jumping around on one leg and singing 'Let The Bodies Hit The Floor' in Hungarian.” And Scottrick did as he was bidden, and The Lord did laugh until the heavens boomed with His Voice, and then He did smite Scottrick dead again after He ceased to be amused, which was all of like 45 seconds.