Episode 182 - Doing Spont, Our Close Friend

[CiscoKid 1973]

We all know that pft is famously scared, opposite of brave, a coward even. But if he has any backbone at all he will live up to and answer my challenge: I think pft should have Hayes and Sean, and he can bring Janet Varney and Craig cackowski to act as a buffer since he knows the boys are not afraid of him, on spont proper and instead of doing the normal format (guests>improvisers>inprov) they should all do a hh style script read, Stage directions and notes included.

[robotam 4493]

Setup: When I'm listening to Hollywood Handbook, people often will call me "the mystery executive"

 

Punchline: Because I buss up.

 

Why this is funny: Sounds like "Because I, bus stop."

[CaptainCutie 128]

Setup: When I'm listening to Hollywood Handbook, people often will call me "the mystery executive"

 

Punchline: Because I buss up.

 

Why this is funny: Sounds like "Because I, bus stop."

 

I'll show myself out.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

I think that this episode finally answers the question, "Is Podcasts art?" The answer right now is no but in 100 years it will be yes just my opinion it is a lot like Pablo Picasso. You don't have to agree with me but it is my opinion that is fact. Sorry sweetie, move along to the next post if you're offended because there is no safe zone here. Muah

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Barfing in a funny way

[greggy 15909]

ha. im actually glad podcasts arent art. i'd hate to have to go to a museum to hear "cumtown". i might not even bother

[honlads 8798]

Are podcasts art? Can't believe i'm hearing this question. Look no further than the guicemann shoe. Do your research.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

ooo dang gang this just in over the wire, a forum name list stoled off Hannibal Lecter during a gondola ride in Spain. they say he was planning to infiltrate forum by means of creating a distraction and they also said something about him wanting to eat more brains. the following names are off limits, if you use them people will think you're a brain eater

 

- Fiona Applebottom Gene Simmons

- Luke Perry Mason Jar Jar Binks

- Wreck-It Ralph Lauren Lapkus

- The Professor and Mary Ann Coulter

- Justin Timberlake Belle and Sebastian

- Dark Chocolate Éclair Danes' Cook

- Batman and Robin Lopez Dispenser for Hire

 

Happy 4/20 Eve!

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

ha. im actually glad podcasts arent art. i'd hate to have to go to a museum to hear "cumtown". i might not even bother

 

tho I'd gladly visit the museum of modern fart, I hear they have a very tasteful cumtown exhibit

[Admiral Blaise Space-Guitar 164]

This is probably my 3rd favorite podcast after spontany a nation and the doughboy

 

(That was a joke, this podcast is my favorite show)

 

http://buzzkenya.com/interesting-questions-ask-people/

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

ugh 4:20 sick

 

last 4/20 i listened to HH all day and then went to the UCB 4/20 life show.

 

this year i'll be in class all day, thinking about Hayes and Sean talking about kind buds they saw on twitter

[Auden 1809]

I'm so glad to see the influx of new peeps at the HH forum.

 

Dalton's member title is Forum Boy. He gets it.

 

This ep. is masterful. I don't know much about improv, but if the boys breaking the rule by touching their tongues to the mic has taught me anything, it's that rules can be broken if u r good. You have to be very good at improv to do bad improv. Like, you have to be v. skillful to work with "no, uh...".

 

Other random thoughts:

 

- Sean: We're not allowed to have music on the show anymore anyway.

Paul: I heard.

 

I know Paul is an advocate of HH. It's still nice to hear first hand that he listens to the show.

 

- Sean seems drawn to bird humor. There is Sean's owl--which knocked on a door and spoke--in this episode and in previous eps we have:

 

1. Condor stealing peaches

2. Hayes being stuck in a tree and fighting with a bird

3. Owl in a Howl ad

4. Sean teaching birds to steal

 

- Cody wants agency in his relationship with the boys.

 

I don't blame Bosch for being slightly aroused

So that handsome boy belongs to Sean. I thought he couldn't be Paul's, since he's not 3 corgwn. Also, Sean and Bosch have the same smile.

 

From Variety, "'Hollywood Movie Night With Karlie Kloss,' will feature Kloss and her friends offering commentary as they watch movies. The show is executive produced by Sean Hayes and Todd Milliner of Hazy Mills Productions ..." For a second there I thought Sean and Hayes' Hollywood Handbook alter egos have taken over the host bodies and are producing a show about supermodels watching Hollywood movies at night.

[James Caanye West 449]

call-in boys on dough

[eve six 3]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu8To4CwPfg

 

[elizamuffins 4228]

Hey Guys, your old pal Muffins here.

 

Things were very good for me and now they are very bad.

 

I have almost no time to post online and there is a clique at my work that orders special lunches every Friday and I am not in it.

 

Despite these dark times I am happy to report Hollywood Handbook is still coming out every week and giving me something to look forward to.

 

Please stop threatening to stop the pod.

 

I AM A WOMAN ON THE EDGE.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

LIZ PLEASE SLOWLY BACK AWAY FROM THE EDGE

 

but also maybe if you do one more post that'll be 700 and that's bound to bring you some good luck

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

I wish you would get down from that edge my friend

You could cut ties with all the pods that you've been listenin

[Waterman 7]

Hey guys I signed up to find out what everyone thought about there being no more hollyqood handbook. THanks and bye

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

happy belated 4/20 pro-tip: when shopping for a new bong always check the clearance from the bowl to your eyeballs because if you're not careful you'll burn off your lashes and/or brows from unexpected lighter flare-ups, or you could just use a butane torch which would eliminate unpredictable flame activity and also be super fun to make s'mores with

 

[robotam 4493]

Gabrus was a real sweetie during the plugs section of today's Comedy Bang Bang

[theMisterLister 24]

i've listened to this episode so many times already. i don't think it was exactly like a spontaneonation episode.

[Mamamia 1]

That was awesome and funny just like kids

(lol! Just kidding, I love this podcast)