There once was a man from Savanaheim / Whose ear hairs were so long he could rope a li’l dogie with ‘em / He said with guffaw / As he pinched off a lo

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

There once was a man from Savanaheim / Whose ear hairs were so long he could rope a li’l dogie with ‘em / He said with guffaw / As he pinched off a loaf of chocolate chip challah / If yo mamma was a corn dog, I’d dip her in spicy mustard and gobble gobble her right up!