What did The Count say to the irish twins who attacked doug benson?

[KrangkaDelic 458]

One pot h8r. Two pot h8r.

 

 

Ahahaha

[LMNOPeehole 56]

clickbait. better luck next time, NO-blex.

[KrangkaDelic 458]

Yeah sorry chum, i shud have gone with a compound name portmanteau pop culture off the cuff mash up cum throw up heeeeey chek me out effort instead, something that says hey im here but im not takin it serious but im here, a solid cool good hang, who wont bring downer energies, hes got your back etc but hes not needy,he like a wwe wrestler who spent time on the circuit, paid his dues, now hes maccin it tho and heres a stingin doug/irish twins/the count jokephrase, and be all like nice silent hipster emoji.

 

*goes back to the drawing board*