Well I’ve seen Buck and I’ve seen Roy / I’ve seen fake fields of corn that I thought would never end / I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Well I’ve seen Buck and I’ve seen Roy / I’ve seen fake fields of corn that I thought would never end / I’ve seen lonely times when I could not find a bodacious bosomy blonde bimbo with a crow on her shoulder / But I always thought there would be a more satisfying conclusion to the “Where O Where Are You Tonight” segment