Blatantly disregarding long-established CBB rules, I hereby post the following Would You Rather suggestion here instead of Twitter, because rules are

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Blatantly disregarding long-established CBB rules, I hereby post the following Would You Rather suggestion here instead of Twitter, because rules are for fools, man: Would you rather be required to watch Freddy Got Fingered six times a day but have tiny gold nuggets for boogers, OR an eight-pound talking brown pelican that can see the future lives on your shoulder.