Well here’s a little story bout a grass named Corn / Poor stemmy plant always got his cobbies shorn / But then one day he miraculously gained the powe

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Well here’s a little story bout a grass named Corn / Poor stemmy plant always got his cobbies shorn / But then one day he miraculously gained the power of bipedal ambulation / And murdered the farmer and his entire family in their sleep until they died

[Dale Cooper Black 340]

Cute story, but the ending was a bit corny

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Perhaps, but the kernel of the tale remains profound.

[Dale Cooper Black 340]

I hear Tim Burton has optioned this story for his next movie, Big Ears

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Yes, my people are in talks with his people, but the maize of paperwork is discouraging.