First you take a piece of cheese...

[kraftyDevil 1]

If you're of the handful of people thinking of making a great Comedy Bang! Bang! episode, you should know how to start it out.

 

"First you take a piece of cheese..."

 

Reference is an old Kraft cheese commercial where some twerp is trying to explain how cheese is made.

 

Never-you-mind the word "cheese" doesn't appear on the wrapper anymore. Just don't look behind the "cheese" curtain and it'll be ok.

 

I have a history with this one - it doesn't matter what it is, but my buddies and I have to start every explanation with, "First you take a piece if cheese".

 

Try this at home!