There once was a man from Savannah Whose eyebrow had perfect pitch. He said with a guffaw, As he wandered toward the Baby GAP, “Yes, I would like a

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There once was a man from Savannah

Whose eyebrow had perfect pitch.

He said with a guffaw,

As he wandered toward the Baby GAP,

“Yes, I would like a corn pie with cheese!”