Episode 221 - Jen Statsky, Our Close Friend

[DaltonMaltz 1119]

Sean and Hayes welcome JEN STATSKY into the studio to walk them through a day at her famous job.

[Henry 3777]

"It's Tuesday again!"

 

- Me from the not so distant future (I'm West coast)

[urinalcake 1645]

This is what bonafide cajun swamp dwellers like myself refer to as 'Spicy'. #lovethatchickenfrompopeyes

[BrillGrungerson 1365]

:tim: :tim:

[coolgirldotgov 25]

first podcast ep to give me a panic attack 1000/10

[robotam 4493]

i agree

[urinalcake 1645]

chef kevin needs to get his house in order. he seems to be pushing away those closest to him. i hope it isn't barbiturates again. #workingtogetherforahealthierworld

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

first "that's dope that's dope" in at least a few months right?

one of my favorite catchphrases. loved the ep! my bois always rollin (not in a drug way)

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

first podcast ep to give me a panic attack 1000/10

 

You should check out BRAIDS, man

 

Oh this ep was a rompin good time, thank you for all that you do.

[the ostrich 907]

shout out to chef kevin for climbing up the ladder to become a FEATURED PLAYER in this week's ads

[VitaminSee 265]

This Wilco episode really went off the rails.

[the ostrich 907]

i know that you're all DYING to know about whether or not i did that trade with my fantasy basketball team (GIVE: Enes Kanter / GET: Jeff Teague). welp, i didn't end up doing it, which i'm perfectly fine with because Jeff Teague missed a couple of weeks with an injury and Nikola Vucevic (probably my best player this year) broke his hand about a month ago. had i done that trade, i'd be severely hurting for rebounds having lost two big men. plus, I like Vuc's upside over Teague's (i'm in a keeper league).

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

for me HH forum is the good place, so dope, do you know what i mean?

 

this past Sunday was Death Race to Thunderdoom Alley, in which Jay Rundo's 97 Joker embraced chaos AND death AND doom to take the victory while mwn and cmb died tragic deaths and the fantasy pair of medics had to bring us back to life and fix our broken bones that were sticking thru our skin. the ostrich and Henry were in it all the way to the end and did a very fast race but didn't die tragic deaths or embrace anything except for speed and good sportsmanship

 

 

HHFFSRL series points standings: Henry-12, mwn-11, Jay-10, ostrich-7 cmb-4

[Mediocre Joe 430]

I'll be your friend, Coyote Kevin (I am not in high school but I could try)

[the ostrich 907]

i might have been faster if i hadn't been shaking hands with henry the whole time! sometimes i'm just too good of a sport, y'know? congrats to jay on a hard earned victory. i just hope it (along with the chaos and destruction) doesn't go to his head.

[DrewF 141]

This Wilco episode really went off the rails.

That was amazing. A Loose Fur reference on HH?! I was like, what'll they talk about next, The Minus 5? The Autumn Defense? Riiiiight?!?!?

[nohorseman 5423]

 

its back folks. I hope i pranked you as you rushed to press play on what looks like an embedded video. sorry sucker its just a screenshot I took

[urinalcake 1645]

this is definitely going to get to the 2nd page. my faith has been restored.

 

sent using the sweet stylus and surgical gloves on my #microsoftsurfacepro

[Jay Rundo 323]

I want to start out by thanking the officials. I thought they did a great job given the amount of chaos, death, destruction ( and romance). It's a tough job, but you do it well.

 

Secondly I wanted to apologize for the pain and deaths I caused. The death race is my cars REAL element and was forged in the chaos, and by the chaos.

Basically all I had to do was kick back in the passenger seat, sip on an old fashioned...... Pina Colada, and let MISTA J take care of everything for me.

 

Lastly, and this really REALLy hurts for me to say,

 

But....

Get down & suck on deez

 

Love

Jay Rundo

[urinalcake 1645]

[Jay Rundo 323]

 

It's cool to see how supporting your friends are.

[urinalcake 1645]

they like to watch. thanks for taking me by the hand and escorting me to page 2. didnt think it was a appropriate for school grounds.

[Henry 3777]

I'm actually an old hand at the ol' death races, and even though I've toned down the death stuff these days I was quite a force to be reckoned with back in the 90s. So much so that they even made a biographical video game series about my life. The first one was the only accurate one, and I disavow the way I was portrayed in the follow ups.

 

 

I'm obviously not the same person anymore which may explain how at the final stretch I fell for the classic "Um, excuse me. I just need to sneak by really quick." racing move. I responded with "Oh, of course. Pardon me." moved aside and then realized what happened. I did an "oh, shucks" style snap of my fingers and gave a "you got me!" style chuckle. The Ostrich masterfully implemented the move, and I tip my hat to he and everyone on a fantastic death race.

[Henry 3777]

Even though there was no "official" claim to begin with, I sure hope sriracha eventually comes after Frank's Red Hot sauce for putting their "I put it on EVERYTHING" idea in their ads.

 

Bonus bad move: Frank's Red Hot sauce ads depict a swear being used by an elderly woman. Thankfully the swear is bleeped so we don't have to hear it. Yes, of course the idea of an old woman using that kind of language is a never-ending gold mine of shocking humor, but this time they've gone a little too far with combining it with claims that rightfully belong to a different hot sauce. Shock value may be enough sell to kids, but not me!

[the ostrich 907]

has anyone tried pitching a rebrand for the show? something like "howllywood handbook?" just a thought.