This is just to say that I have eaten the ear of corn that was in the icebox which you were probably saving for a butt plug—and boy am I glad I got to it first, though it was strangely warm

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

This is just to say that I have eaten the ear of corn that was in the icebox which you were probably saving for a butt plug—and boy am I glad I got to it first, though it was strangely warm