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Help me craft a winning catchphrase:

By Pure Guava, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Help me craft this next surefire laugh riot:  

2 members have voted

  1. 1. Which version should I submit:

    • Innernet porn is the main reason the fish population is in such steep decline
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    • Enter-net porn is causing the world's fish stock to decrease rapidly
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    • My grandpa's one and only tip for fishing is guaranteed to work: Step one: Spray paint "Tight Fish Vagina in this boat" Step 2: Go Fishing
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On 9/24/2018 at 2:22 AM, Pure Guava said:

Poll Closes Friday the 28th.

At noon PST (Pureguava? Sexy, Timeless)

On 9/25/2018 at 11:44 AM, Colfax McLiverneck said:

Less porn, more corn.

And that, graduating class of 2089, is the first time New Iowa's state motto was uttered, causing a chain reaction in which a ragtag group of teenage farmers toppled governments, an ear of corn became king, that Corn King became Corn God, and I know what your thinking right now, hey prez, what about the ladies ????::insane cheering and bedlam ensue:: Oh, I'll tell you about the ladies.... Lemme break it down for you

::beat boxing champion CyberRon appears next to the University President, drops epic beat, bedlam morphs into Beatlemania-esque insanity and near rioting::

President then grabs pimp chalice and cane and proceeds to....oh no then my laptop grew wings and flew away::

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