Puppy dog spleens and lukewarm beans, getaway sticks and stingy red dicks, uncracked corn and billy goat porn—that’s what little Scotties are made of.

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Puppy dog spleens and lukewarm beans, getaway sticks and stingy red dicks, uncracked corn and billy goat porn—that’s what little Scotties are made of.