It was called Earbutt in the early days, but SOMEONE got offended because they were born with a butt for an ear. That’s right—I’m talkin’ to you Santa Claus, you stinky-eared bastard.

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

It was called Earbutt in the early days, but SOMEONE got offended because they were born with a butt for an ear. That’s right—I’m talkin’ to you Santa Claus, you stinky-eared bastard.