My dog's bark is worse than his bite. By that I mean he has a rare skin disease that makes his fur turn hard and peel like bark, a side effect of the medicine is total tooth loss hence the weak bite.

[Pure Guava 325]

My dog's bark is worse than his bite. By that I mean he has a rare skin disease that makes his fur turn hard and peel like bark, a side effect of the medicine is total tooth loss hence the weak bite.

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Side effects may include ass-nausea, slop-tongue, corn-cob turds, elbow-boobs, and farts that smell like Drakkar Noir.