There was an old man called Ignatius/Whose pubes were both lush and herbaceous/He trimmed them at night/By the moon's pearly light/But some would not budge - too tenacious!

[Yabadabadook 7]

There was an old man called Ignatius
Whose pubes were both lush and herbaceous
He trimmed them at night
By the moon's pearly light
But some would not budge - too tenacious!