There was an old man called Ignatius/Born way back in the cretaceous/His schlong was quite withered/And his scrotum most fissured/So his claims to be young had no basis.

[Yabadabadook 7]

There was an old man called Ignatius
Born way back in the cretaceous
His schlong was quite withered
And his scrotum most fissured
So his claims to be young had no basis.