There was an old man known as Janus/Who let rip a fart very heinous./The stench it was cruel;/Strong odour of stool!/Regardless, the fart entertained us.

[Yabadabadook 7]

There was an old man known as Janus
Who let rip a fart very heinous.
The stench it was cruel;
Strong odour of stool!
Regardless, the fart entertained us.