Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, dismember my body and inter the parts in several prairies in order to deter mad prairie scientist Dr. Vaquerostein from constructing an undead cowboy from my remains.

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, dismember my body and inter the parts in several prairies in order to deter mad prairie scientist Dr. Vaquerostein from constructing an undead cowboy from my remains.