Make hay while the sun shines—and by “hay” I mean “burlap speedos” and by “while the sun shines” I mean “while the sun shines” because manufacturing burlap speedos after dark in Temecula is illegal.

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Make hay while the sun shines—and by “hay” I mean “burlap speedos” and by “while the sun shines” I  mean “while the sun shines” because manufacturing burlap speedos after dark in Temecula is illegal.