For Holiday Inn, here's a checklist: / Great parking, a gym, and free breakfast. / But when I bed down, / I am met by the sound / Of the couple next door's torrid fuckfest.

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

For Holiday Inn, here's a checklist: / Great parking, a gym, and free breakfast. / But when I bed down, / I am met by the sound / Of the couple next door's torrid fuckfest.