there once was a young lad from burbank whose taint was quite nice but his fur stank he'd shampoo it at three but at four he would pee then at six it smelled like an old turd, rank

[the constant pardner 11]

there once was a young lad from burbank
whose taint was quite nice but his fur stank
he'd shampoo it at three
but at four he would pee
then at six it smelled like an old turd, rank