Look, as a Chinese-American comedian I must inform you that no, I haven’t gone pee pee in your Coke. I went pee pee in the kitchen sink just like everybody else.

[El Chico Malo 38]

Look, as a Chinese-American comedian I must inform you that no, I haven’t gone pee pee in your Coke. I went pee pee in the kitchen sink just like everybody else.