"Instead of reading a catchphrase suggestion today, I would like to talk about something that's kind of been bugging me.....

[Henry 3777]

"Instead of reading a catchphrase suggestion today, I would like to talk about something that's kind of been bugging me. Occasionally I'll get submissions for catchphrases that aren't really practical for their purpose. I mean, a catchphrase should be a short, concise phrase that's easy to remember and repeat at the start of every show. I just want to let everyone know that I will not be reading any long rambling catchphrase suggestions that I get because they take up too much time at the beginning of the show, and frankly I do not find them funny."