Intercourse two times divorced / Is often limp and droopy, / And from behind when hitched three times / Is sometimes slow and soupy. / But, four prior marriages be damned, / I’m still too quickly goopy!

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

Intercourse two times divorced / Is often limp and droopy, / And from behind when hitched three times / Is sometimes slow and soupy. / But, four prior marriages be damned, / I’m still too quickly goopy!