I went to the mall / into a bathroom stall / and made a secret call / to my friend named Paul / then he had the gall / to criticize my drawl / and my use of "ya'll" / well guess what Paul? / Into your house I'll crawl / and remove your last ball.

[LARDdischarge 22]

I went to the mall / into a bathroom stall / and made a secret call / to my friend named Paul / then he had the gall / to criticize my drawl / and my use of "ya'll" /  well guess what Paul? / Into your house I'll crawl / and remove your last ball.