Don’t dump in my oatmeal and call it Quaker, don’t crap on my cabinets and call them Shaker, and when I’m acting don’t call me a faker. I use the Method, sir.

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

Don’t dump in my oatmeal and call it Quaker, don’t crap on my cabinets and call them Shaker, and when I’m acting don’t call me a faker. I use the Method, sir.